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slogan cushion cover rectangle in grey with the Sith the funk down slogan in yellow ink.
slogan cushion cover rectangle in black with the shotgun slogan in white ink.
slogan cushion cover square in grey with the home is where my arse is slogan in pink ink. Also in the picture wall art with the slogan this kitchen is for raving in pink ink and the leave me the Fuck Alone Candle.
slogan cushion cover square in black with the where the magic happens slogan in coral foil. Also the zen af candle.
slogan cushion cover square in black with the this kitchen is for raving slogan in pink ink.
slogan cushion cover rectangle in black with the this is a priority seat slogan in yellow ink.
Cushion Covers RECTANGLE

Cushion Covers RECTANGLE

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Nipa Threads cushion covers. Designing our signature sassy slogans for your home.

Don't do a Chandler Bing and lose your space on your favourite chair or sofa! With our shotgun cushion covers you can make sure everyone knows it is your throne and to keep their butts off your territory.

Cushion covers for the sofa or the bedroom, we have got you covered in our usual sarcastic way!

100% washed cotton canvas.

Rectangle cushion 30x50 cm.

Please note, foil prints will not be hardwearing therefore do not choose for cushions that will have lots of arse action!!

Insert not included.


Here at Nipa THREADS we want to give you as much information about your product as possible.  By referring to our size guide you can rest assured that you have picked the right size T-shirt or sweatshirt for yourself or a very lucky person who will be receiving a garment from you. These are approximate measurements.

Here is our size guide.

Kids T-shirts:

  • age 2 - chest 21 - length 14 inches 
  • age 3 - chest 23 - length 15.2
  • age 4 - chest 24 - length 15.8
  • age 5 - chest 26 - length 17
  • age 6-8 (S) - chest - 31 - length 18 
  • age 10-12 (M) - chest - 32 - length 19.7
  • age 14-16 (L) - chest - 34 - length 20.7

Kids Sweatshirts:

  • age 3-4 - chest 26 - length 13 inches
  • age 5-6 - chest 28 - length 16
  • age 7-8 - chest 30 - length 17.5
  • age 9-11 - chest 32 - length 19
  • 12-13 - chest 34 - length 22

Adult T-shirt:

  • Extra small (8) - chest 32/34 - length - 23.2 inches
  • Small (10) - chest 34/37 - length 24.5
  • Medium (12) - chest 38/41 - length 25.6
  • Large (14) - chest 42/45 - length 26
  • Extra large (16) - chest 46/49
  • XXL (18-20) - chest 50/53 - 

Adult Sweatshirt:

  • Extra small (8) - chest 34 - length 23 - sleeve length 25 inches
  • Small (10) - chest 36 - length 23.8 - sleeve length 25
  • Medium (12) - chest 40 - length 25 - sleeve length 27
  • Large (14) - chest 44 - length 25.6 - sleeve length 27
  • Extra large (16) - chest 48 - length 29 - sleeve length 29 
  • XXL (18-20) - chest 52 - length 29 - sleeve length 30 

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